Best Costume Design

Best Uniforms
Pick your favorite uniforms that you’ve seen this season! It can be as a simple as listing a high school or, if you want to go in depth, feel free to get specific.

And the nominees are …

Bonner

It’s just the right mix of elegance and simplicity. The uniform says “I want to run fast out there and look good doing it.” President Obama wears Bonner uniform pajamas at night. Friars? More like Fly-ers.

Cardinal O’Hara

It mixes in a cautious approach to fashion with a bold new look on expressionism. The O’Hara uniform is nicely accented by a little bit of state gold or perhaps an etrain shirt. When people see the O’Hara uniform, they are compelled to speak in a British accent.

Council Rock South

This uniform is more of a multi-form. You can rock it at the gym, on the track or on the dance floor. The gold in the design sets the tone for the race at hand. Because gold is the color of the medals they want to win. In case that wasn’t clear.

Downingtown East

Imagine if Mozart designed track uniforms? Got a picture in your head? Now look at these Downingtown East uniforms. I know, it’s the exact same thing.

Downingtown West

Downingtown West has a new uniform for every look. Going on a sunset run with your grandmother? How about a purple nationals jersey? What about a run through the park on a Thursday at 2:35? Enter the plain white with blue “D”. How about something to wear to your high school prom? I would suggest a suit or a tuxedo. Unless your Todd Gunzenhauser.

Lower Merion

The Lower Merion uniform allegedly stopped the violence between the jets and the sharks. It’s the uniform worn by the director of the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man In the World” Commercials. And it’s the uniform that Ben Furcht wore. And if nothing else, I rep Ben Furcht.

North Penn

There’s nothing like the powder blue of a North Penn jersey. Of course there are also some really cool black North Penn jerseys. So maybe there is something like the powder blue of a North Penn Jersey. I rest my case.

Tunkhannock

Have you ever been to District 2 Pennsylvania? Most of you probably have not, but you know who has? Matt Kravitz and Dominic Hockenbury. Do you know what they just did? They won the state 3200m. Do you know why? They were inspired by a painting of a Tunkhannock jersey. A painting. Not even the real thing.

West Chester Henderson

It’s been said that when the Mona Lisa was original painted, she was depicted in a West Chester Henderson jersey. They are the right mix of both class and maturity. Apparently etrain was wearing a Henderson jersey when he proposed to his fiancée. Because of the class and maturity thing.

Wyomissing

The Wyomissing uniform is actually illegal in 36 states. It’s beauty is too profound for certain eyes to behold if they are not well trained in the arts and the sciences. Why the sciences? I’m not sure, I’m not smart enough to comprehend the full sophistication of a Wyomissing uniform.